Junho | 2009 | muitosuave

Recebi há dias o seguinte email, que muitos já devem ter visto, e suspeitado que é “Tanga Made in Brasil”.

Assunto: AIRBUS da AIR FRANCE

Dear Friends,

Feel so sad for all the passengers including the extraordinary photographer, who kept his cool even in the last moments of his own life and took these photos.
The world saw the disappearance of an Air France aircraft during a trans Atlantic flight between Rio to Paris.
Two shots taken inside the plane before it crashed.

Unbelievable photos taken inside the aircraft that was involved in the crash…
The two photos attached were apparently taken by one of the passengers in the aircraft, just after the collision and before the aircraft crashed. The photos were retrieved from the camera’s memory stick. You will never get to see photos like this. In the first photo, there is a gaping hole in the fuselage through which you can see the tailplane and vertical fin of the aircraft. In the second photo, one of the passengers is being sucked out of the gaping hole.

Hei! Espera lá… é dia lá atrás!!!… Então mas o acidente não se deu… de noite???
These photos were found in a digital Casio Z750, amidst the remains in Serra do Cachimbo. Although the camera was destroyed, the Memory Stick was recovered. Investigating the serial number of the camera, the owner was identified as Paulo G. Muller, an actor of a theatre for children known in the outskirts of Porto Alegre . It can be imagined that he was standing during the turbulence, he managed to take these photos, just seconds after the tail loss the aircraft plunged. So the camera was found near the cockpit. The structural stress probably ripped the engines away, diminishing the falling speed, protecting the electronic equipment but not unfortunately the victims. Paulo Muller leaves behind two daughters, Bruna and Beatriz.
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Na realidade, estas imagens foram tiradas do Episódio 2 da série Lost. Caso queiram comprovar, vejam este clip até ao minuto 2:29.

Porque é que alguém se dá ao trabalho de escrever as bacoradas que estão no email e como é que esse mesmo alguém tem a lata de o enviar a gente sua conhecida, tratando-se do assunto em questão, é algo que ultrapassa a minha compreensão.

Tendo em conta variadíssimos emails recebidos anteriormente sobre “menina desaparecida” e outros temas que tal, também esses falsos e todos eles originários do Brasil, só posso concluir que os brasileiros devem ter um sentido de humor algo estranho…

Ou é isso ou são apenas alguns brasileiros que conseguem ser mais estúpidos que uma porta.